Well in light of my pending free night, I have set forth the following game plan for the utmost fun in the sun:
- Sunless tan thanks to my boss who thinks that me and my friend Tonya, also employee of said boss, are in a race to see who will get the closest to the HR manager...a black female. So in hopes to levy the race, he gave me a free sunless tanning pass at Club Sun. I think he gave her one too but you never know with people that act like they like you to your face and then DONT HIRE YOU!!! (I'm not bitter...really I'm not)
- Go to mall and find this place that does the false eye lash application. The lady at day care did it and they lasted almost a MONTH!!! I mean if I'm going to go out...I'm going to go all the way out you know?!?!?
- Search mall while waiting for eye lashes to dry completely before walking out and it falling off my eye, I have weird luck you know, and see what is hot and what's on SALE...I do want to go all out frugally of course...
- Return home and map out the locations that I would like to frequent tonight with my tanned ass, fake eye lashes and marked down wardrobe.
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- Get up from nap and get ready to hit it up!!!
I love my free nights. I go out feeling like a rock star and playing like a Unicorn All-Star!!!!!
Peace and love!!!!!
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